Machete Red Band Trailer
If any flick was perfectly suited for a red band trailer it would be Robert Rodriguez’s highly anticipated actioner Machete. Just so happens we got one for your viewing pleasure. Prepare to see bullets, breasts and intestines used for rope. Yes, you read that right — intestines used for rope. If you can’t get excited about that then go buy a ticket to Ramona and Beezus you panties-wearing girlie man. Machete will blast its way into theaters on September 3rd.