Mad Mel Crashes His Maserati
Poor Mel Gibson. He just can’t seem to steer clear of bad publicity. According to TMZ, Mel was doing his best Mad Max impression when he lost control of his 2008 Maserati and crashed into a hillside in Malibu Canyon yesterday. Sadly, he wasn’t drunk or else this story would be ten times better. Here’s what Jon and Ponch had to say about the wreck:
“For unknown reasons, Mr. Gibson steered his car to the right and struck the rock hillside. He stopped his car at the scene and was contacted by officers from the West Valley CHP Area.”
Why do I get the feeling the cops will learn Mel was talking to ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at the time of the accident? She really does know how to push his psycho button. At any rate, Mel is a-okay and can go about his daily routine of blaming all the world’s problems on blacks and Jews.