Man Candles Sound, Uh…

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Listen, I’m secure enough in my dudeness to admit I’ve purchased scented candles on occasion. The aroma of fresh-cut pine or French vanilla can be quite satisfying, especially during the winter months. That said, I can’t say I’m on board with Yankee Candle’s new product line targeting guys called Man Candles. The fragrances of “Riding Mower” and “2 x 4” are self-explanatory, but I don’t wanna know what “Man Town” smells like. I’m guessing Eau Sauvage, ass and Astroglide.

man town[h/t BuzzFeed]