Midgets vs. Mascots – a Gunaxin Party
What if I told you there was a new movie coming out that featured Gary Coleman, Ron Jeremy, Scottie Pippen, Midgets, and Mascots? Sounds like comedic genius right? They should just give them the Oscar right now. Well such a movie has been created, and Gunaxin is hosting a Pre-Party for a screening of it at the Tribeca Film Festival. It is called Midgets vs. Mascots, and you can be among the first people in the country to see it. We’ll have some free tickets to give away next week to some lucky folks in the New York area, but for now, we wanted to introduce you to the movie.
In this “Borat” meets “Jackass” shockumentary, 5 little people and 5 mascots battle for $1 million apiece in competitions like “how few insults does it take to get punched in a bar”, and “alligator wrestling”. Gary Coleman, leading the littles as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even Scottie Pippen. Like “Borat”, much of the film is shot “guerilla improv” as they surprise unsuspecting bystanders when the teams crash restaurants, bars and neighborhoods during outrageous competitions.
Ok, so maybe not Oscar material, but certainly damn funny, especially if you are drunk.
Here is the Trailer to give you a better idea of what to expect :
So I am sure now you are wondering how the hell you’re going to see this movie, and join Gunaxin and Scottie Pippen for the Pre-Party. Oh, did I forget to mention that? Not only will Gunaxin be in the house at the Village Pourhouse with some of our blogging buddies, but this will also be your chance to meet the ultimate sidekick, king of the bank shot, Scottie Pippen. Free Beer too, in case that does anything for yah.
Gunaxin Pre-Party Details:
Sunday, April 26 – 12:30 – 1:30 PM
64 Third Ave
New York, NY 10003
Free entry with screening ticket
Free beer and tequila shots
Tribeca Film Festival
Now – Festival packages on sale
April 14 – Single tickets on sale for American Express card members
April 19 – Single tickets on sale for downtown residents
April 20 – Single tickets on sale to general public
If you are interested in the Free tickets to join us on the 26th, make a post below and be sure to put in your eMail address. We’ll then contact you next week to make sure you see the contest rules. Good Luck!
Additionally, Philip has served as Rally Director for the Washington Automotive Press Association, Speaker at IMPAcon and Blogs with Balls, Chairman of the Relay For Life of North Anne Arundel County, Examiner Team Leader for the Maryland Performance Excellence Awards, and Credentialed Founder of Capitals Outsider.