Netflix Hitting the iPhone, Still No Porn

Movies on a tiny screen! Just what we wanted!

Netflix has already confirmed they’re turning out an iPad version of their ubiquitous movie-streaming service, and, of course, now that their gadget isn’t the most awesome and popular ever, iPhone owners are sulking about neglect, because there’s nothing like watching a movie on a screen roughly 1/1000th the size of the screen it was supposed to be projected on.

Don’t worry, iPhone owners, Netflix has got your back.

Of course, considering you can stream movies like “9 Songs” and “Shortbus”, it’ll probably run afoul of the porn app problem. But, Apple, a man fellating himself to the Star Spangled Banner is ART!