Nude Photo of Madonna Auctioned for $37,500

madonna300 225x300We’re in a global recession, people are starving around the world, and some numbnut spends $37,500 for a nude photo of an exhibitionist singer? The photo was taken in 1979, a few years before Ms. Ciccone hit it big. It’s in black-and-white and also appeared in Playboy in 1985.

I want to meet the bidder and hurt him. To think what else that $37,500 could have bought:

  • 37,500 tacos from Taco Bell
  • 10,000 nude photos of Britney Spears
  • Daily alimony paid to Guy Richie
  • 104 Amazon Kindles
  • 3,400 of Madonna’s CDs
  • 349 used copies of Madonna’s Sex book (yes, used)

To Justify this purchase, and this article, let’s take this opportunity to watch Madonna’s Justify My Love video: