Official Rules to Being a Pimp
Some quality information we can all put to good use was seized during a raid on a Long Island prostitution ring. A document titled “Rule’s 2 Da game of Hoez!!!” lays the groundwork on how to be a successful pimp. Read and learn.
- Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them. (Power is control)
- Make them understand that you don’t need them they need you, they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.
- Never let no1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
- No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like Scarface, who do I trust?? Me that’s who..)
- Alwayz stay 2 step’s ahead of the game you have them playin..
- Don’t let them no all your Plan’s. But alwayz try 2 no there’s.
- Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and soul’s. (N test it out every often 2 make sure.)
- Keep your bi on the low as possible when it come’s 2 family and hater’s. (cause you can’t trust none of them)
- Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on..(Make them tell on each other)
- Give respect when respect’s due..(Follow these rules and you should b gucci.)
Helpful advice. It also works for girlfriends and wives too. You just gotta be real Gucci to keep them from realizing you’re treating them like a skank ho.
[Via The Smoking Gun]