The Origin of The Hamburglar

hamburglar headerOf all the creepy costumed freaks running around this vast country of ours shilling for fast food/themed restaurants, the most mysterious has to The Hamburglar. What with his concealing mask, penchant for stealing processed beef patties and crazed “robble robble” muttering. I mean, how the hell did this fiend get a job with McDonald’s? What was Ronald McDonald thinking? After a little research, it all makes sense.

hamburglar[Via Funny Pictures]