People We’d Like to Punch in the Face

Masters Of None

Sometimes violence is the answer. Sometimes a person can be so brash, so annoying, so incredibly putrid that really what they need to straighten up and fly right is a nice swift punch to the ol’ food crammer. And while I don’t think this website has enough bandwidth to go through the list of people that walk this earth that need such a walloping, we did get a chance to sit down and discuss some of the folks that fight for the spotlight that deserve to be dropped down a peg by way of fisticuffs. I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waiting for ya, right here, Pal!  Below you’ll find pictures of our guilty parties, but take a listen to the show to find out why exactly these d-bags need a punch in the face.

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Masters of None – 4.1 – People We’d Like to Punch in the Face

Scott Boilen – Inventor of The Snuggie

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Jersey Shore Cast

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Matt Roloff

Jeff Goldblum

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Hugh Grant

Spencer Pratt

These two assholes: The Gosselins


Nicolas Cage

Dwayne “Not The Rock” Johnson

Rex Ryan

Bill “This is my smile” Belichick

Joe Buck and Jinx McCarver

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Taco Bell “Diet” Girl

Michael Cera

Jack Bauer


The Guy Who Green Lights this Shit.

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The People at Best Buy Mobile

Kay Jewelers – (And their stupid commercials btw)

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Jon Stewart

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Bill Maher

Customers… All of them


The entire cast of Lost

The TMZ Newsroom

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