People You Didn’t Know You Could Hire: Adult Party Planner
How many times have you found yourself in this situation? You’re hosting an orgy for twenty or so of your closest friends when suddenly you notice that no one’s really enjoying themselves. Tom may be going at it with Mary and Betty, Anne may have her face buried in Greg’s crotch, and every orifice in the room is filled, but something’s missing. Your living room may be a sweaty, writhing mass of body butter-covered human bodies pleasuring themselves and each other, but nobody looks like they’re having any fun!
Sure, they‘re going through the complex, Kama Sutra inspired motions, but there’s no pizazz, nothing to set this all out, balls-to-the-walls bacchanal apart from the any of the hundreds of other group gropes going on in suburban basements across the country. As your guests pack up their vibrators and leather masks and say their polite ‘goodbyes’ at the end of the night, you can tell that while they got their rocks off, they probably won’t be back next week. What went wrong? How can you put the wow factor back into your next sexfest before your guest list dwindles down to just you and that creepy guy Steve?
Well, look no further, because there is someone who can put the Oh yes! back into your orgy. You can actually hire an Adult Party Professional to guarantee your next orgy will be the talk of the swinger community. They’ll teach you that there’s a lot more to throwing a top quality orgy than just laying down a tarp, covering it in baby oil and hoping for the best. An Adult Party Planner is a consultant who will work with you every step of the way to plan the sex party of your dreams.
These sexual Martha Stewarts help you pick a theme, choose the right toys, and provide the right food for your sinful soiree. They can also help with music, food, and even decorations. With the assistance of an Adult Party Planner, you can make sure that every single guest not only reaches the heights of physical ecstasy, but also has a great time. Adult Party Planners know there’s a big difference between an orgy and just a bunch of people having sex in the same room. So if you’re running out of ideas for your next orgy, check out an Adult Party Planner on the web. They’re perfect for people who like to have sex with multiple partners at the same time, without all the hassle.
My name is Geoff and I'm an Internet comedy writer. On the scale of human achievement that puts me somewhere between disgraced former Civil War Reenactor and out-of-work, semi-professional juggler.
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