Reminiscent of a classic scene from the Simpsons, we present the Periodic Table of Meat below. But first, take some time to review the Promotional Periodic Table from Oscar Meyer :

Seymour Skinner: We can buy real periodic tables instead of these promotional ones from Oscar Meyer.
Edna Krabappel: Who can tell me the atomic weight of bolognium?
Martin: Ooh … delicious?
Edna Krabappel: Correct. I would also accept snacktacular.