In Pictures: The Madonna Super Bowl Halftime Show
Did you happen to catch Madonna’s Super Bowl halftime performance last night? If not, count yourself lucky. It was forgettable, to say the least. Five minutes in I swore I was watching something recorded days ago. Whatever. As we all know, halftime shows have become milquetoast affairs in this post-Nipplegate era. M.I.A did flip the bird briefly, but it’s the bird, so anyone with a mentality above that of a 12-year-old didn’t care. In case you skipped the Material Girl, here she is in pictures. (Courtesy of Star-Ledger and BuzzFeed)
Soaring like a Pterodactyl on the verge of extinction.
Pretending (unsuccessfully) to be a hot, young cheerleader.
Acknowledging that Cee Lo is indeed the better singer.
Attempting (unsuccessfully) to keep up with a group of in-shape dancers.
Blinding the world with her punch-drunk crotch.
And yes, she did stumble like the old woman in the Life Alert commercials, which was kinda awesome. Fin.