Piranha 3DD Teaser Is Boobtastic!

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I loved Piranha 3D for the same reason I love Syfy Original movies. Both embrace their B status and know exactly what side their bread is buttered. Meaning, plot and acting take a back seat to gore and nudity. See above pic from the fishy horror sequel aptly titled Piranha 3DD, which includes David Hasselhoff, mounds of silicone and Ving Rhames with a gun where his leg used to be, just like Rose McGowan in Planet Terror. This time the razor-sharp womaneaters are feasting at a water park. Don’t ask me how they get into a water park. Does it really matter?

[Via Bloody Disgusting]