Quiznos Makes More Disturbing Commercials

I’ll give this to Quiznos commercials, they are memorable. Who could forget the dancing rats ad with the line “they got a pepper bar”? From that lineage spawned this bizarre creation with shades of deviant behavior exemplified by lines such as “put it in me” and “not doing that again, that burned.” Not to mention the phallic symbol of a Toasty Torpedo sandwich and the requests of saying things “sexier.” I think that oven is a whore.

Of course, this seems to fit in perfectly with their “real women need meat” slogan:

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