REAL Stay Puft Marshmallows!

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From the geniuses over at comes REAL Stay Puft Marshmallows.  Guaranteed not to destroy New York City, these gourmet marshmallows are not only completely edible, but damn tasty and caffeinated to boot.  These ‘mallows (as we called them back on the sandlot) aren’t your standard sugar-puffed campfire fare.  They have a spongey consistency to them and are a bit sticky right out of the plastic ice cube-like trays they come in.  For $20 you get 24 squares of potentially paranormal goodness that are quality tested for both s’more, hot chocolate and human fondue applications.  The box also makes a great containment unit keepsake, offering a little squishy cover to protect your valuables and show your devotion to supernatural elimination.  To whomever was responsible for bringing Stay Puft into our dimension, I say, “Nice thinkin’ Ray.”