The Red Dawn Remake Has a Trailer

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WOLVERINES!!! The Red Dawn┬áremake that all of us have been dreading craving for decades is almost here. Sadly, there’s no Patrick Swayze (RIP) or Charlie Sheen (career RIP) or Lea Thompson (probably still alive), but there is a Thor and a Palicki and Asians. Lots and lots of Asian enemies to stereotype and kill. It’s like my Vietnam vet Uncle Fred used to drunkenly yell at family reunions, “Never trust a slope. He’ll murder you in your sleep!” He had problems. Anyway, here’s the official trailer.

[Via JoBlo]