Horse urine tanker accidents are always tragic.

If there’s anything that makes snowstorms awesome, it’s being able to sit inside drinking all day. After all, it’s not like you’re driving!

But, of course, to drink one must have alcohol, and the Budweiser distributor of Rhode Island decided to prove just what it meant to distribute such a brew when he cancelled delivery for Wednesday because of a little snow, the wuss.

Beer delivery would have looked something like this.

Providence will just have to settle for another beer that doesn’t suck to drown their feelings. Maybe something classier and more alcoholic than Bud, like O’Douls.