Russian Cars Are Well-Made
This video of a Russian dude kicking his car to pieces is probably a set-up, but I still found it amusing. I once drove a Dodge Omni with a front bumper that was held on with wire and duct tape. Every time I stopped too quickly the thing would fall off and start dragging. Small price to pay for having wheels as a teenager. Plus, the sound of metal/plastic scraping against asphalt is a sure-fire way to impress the ladies.
[Via Know Your Meme]