A Tribute to Schrute Beet Farm

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Typically, when something strikes a funny bone on a comedy show, the writers then overdo it. So far, this hasn’t been the case on NBC’s The Office with Schrute Beet Farm, and Dwight Schrute’s cousin, Mose (played by Michael Schur who doubles as a writer on the show). The farm and the cousin only show up occasionally, and hilarity ensues.

That said, however, this Gunaxin reporter would not be disappointed if, after The Office has its run, they wanted to continue the Schrute Farms story in a spin-off ala Frasier from Cheers. With a good supporting cast, it could happen in an Addams Family meets Green Acres kind of way. There is already a fascinating history to explore concerning the Schrute lineage via random Dwight quotes:

  • dwight 231x300I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
  • Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged or the dominant Turkey during mating season. There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of 5. [sings] Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you don’t you’ll be eaten in your sleep!
  • When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
  • The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden-days, the women would bear many children so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter and there weren’t enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood…
  • Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I’m looking forward to. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday… for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

Now, let’s pay tribute to the Schrute Beet Farm, which doubles as a bed and breakfast, and also Cousin Mose, who you can read more about on the Office Wiki.

An Intro to Schrute Farms

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The Beet Farms Have Eyes

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Schrute Farms Beets Men’s T-shirt
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There are plenty of Schrute Beet Farm T-shirts and baby onesies are available on Amazon.

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Unfortunately, Cousin Mose does not have his own bobblehead, though almost everyone else does.

Dwight and Mose playing ping-pong:

Mose showdown:

Co-written by Ben Sumner

Jim Larsen

Contributor at Gunaxin
Jim Larsen began his Fool’s journey in the fall of 2004 when working as a government contractor, he literally heard the call of tarot spoken in his mind with the words “Jim, study tarot.” And Jim listened. Buying his first tarot deck that very day, he put himself on a path that completely altered his life in ways he didn’t see coming. From the government offices of the Washington D.C. metro area to the volcanic jungles of Hawaii, this path has led Jim to such places as India, China, Switzerland and more.

It is has been in his travels that Jim discovered the vast storehouse of esoteric knowledge that we, as incarnated humans, carry within us. Each of us- we all carry in us the wisdom of the ages. This wisdom is there for our benefit. All we have to do is tap into it. Jim’s personal word for this storehouse is “The Silence” for it is accessed through meditation, bliss, joy, and moments of ecstatic joy. It is not reached in those moments when the mind is engaged. It is reached when the mind is quiet and we have no need of thoughts.

It has been through Jim’s exploration of The Silence and his voracious journaling of his encounters there that he has gathered the material for his popular “Knowings from the Silence: Simple Wisdom from an Enlightened Life” series of books as well as his tarot take on The Silence- “What’s Tarot Got To Do With It?: The Fool’s Path to Enlightenment.”

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