Seagulls on Laxatives is a Great Idea
Kids can be cruel. Since their conscience isn’t fully developed, whatever devious idea pops into their immature heads sounds completely awesome. Like feeding cups of laxatives to hungry seagulls. The responsible adult in me thinks this is unseemly, but the inner juvenile delinquent is pissed he never thought of this when he was 13.
[Via The Daily What]