Sh*t Nobody Says (Video)

shit says 560x300Praising Twilight. Lamenting there isn’t enough Rosie O’Donnell. Moving to Oakland. Cheering for AIDS. These and several other frightening statements can be found in the following 70-second video filled with Sh*t Nobody Says. It’s a fantastic collection, although I’d like to offer a couple of my own.

Martin Scorsese is a hack.

Windows never crashes.

Congress is doing an amazing job.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

[Via Tripp and Tyler]