Sh*t Nobody Says (Video)

Praising Twilight. Lamenting there isn’t enough Rosie O’Donnell. Moving to Oakland. Cheering for AIDS. These and several other frightening statements can be found in the following 70-second video filled with Sh*t Nobody Says. It’s a fantastic collection, although I’d like to offer a couple of my own.

Martin Scorsese is a hack.

Windows never crashes.

Congress is doing an amazing job.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

[Via Tripp and Tyler]