Southwest Airlines’s Rapping Flight Attendant

images18 75x75When I fly, and I fly almost exclusively on Southwest because I’m cheap like that, I never listen to the flight attendants as they make their speech. Instead, I’m flipping through SkyMall, drooling over the portable backyard ice rink and the Lord of the Rings chess set. That is why I’m hoping I get this guy on my next flight:

This girl isn’t nearly as good, and she isn’t really rapping…
but for some reason I thought you might enjoy it anyways:


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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.

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