Stop Stealing Porn!

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No, we mean it!  The porn stars you love are honest caring hard working people who employ thousands of behind the scenes fluff girls and writers!  If you don’t stop stealing porn then what will happen to the ugly girls and untalented writers?  What will happen to the breast implant industry, and free testing clinics?  And do not forget about all the horribly unskilled tattoo artist who make their living solely on tramp stamps and just above the vag butterflies?

Billions of dollars flow into porn each year, making it a sizable and important part of the American Economy.  Without this industry the already high unemployment rate will surge only higher. Won’t you please think of the plight of our poor nude friends and make sure they get the money they deserve for their performances?

We cannot do this issue enough justice, so we should step back and let the artists themselves speak power to truth.

Editor’s Note:  This is not a porn parody.  You can tell by the complete lack of money shot. Or porn.  Via