Stupid is as Stupid Does

forrest gump p1111 200x300The other day I was watching Edward Scissorhands on ABC Family. Now, since it’s ABC Family you can expect certain words to be bleeped or changed to a non offensive word. In this case they were just erasing the word leaving a gap in the audio. Not a problem, I’ve watched movies before like this. I know what they’re saying.

Then came the scene where Anthony Michael Hall’s character, Jim gets in Edward’s face and calls him a retard. They bleeped retard. Edward Scissorhands was released in 1990. That means it was probably made in the late 80’s. Retard was nothing more than slang for stupid. Everyone knows that.

My oldest daughter, who is in middle school, told me that no one uses the word retard anymore. When I asked her what the slang word nowadays was she thought for a moment and replied:

‘Rapist’

Really?! Man, and people thought Retard was bad. So, in the spirit of things I present you with a very long list of politically incorrect words that mean stupid. Plain and simple. I think after hearing ‘rapist’ that I’m going back to just using stupid.

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Mr. and Mr. Chooch

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Airhead
Ass
Bimbo
Blonde
Boob
Box of rocks
Bozo
Brick
Buckshot
Butt-munch
Cheese nug
Cherries
Chicken hoe
Choad
Chooch
Cool guy McGee
Crack baby
Crack head
DD
Dick wad
Dim
Dimp
Dingus
Dink
Dipshit
Ditz
Div
Doink

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Dolt
Doofus
Dope
Dork slap
Drongo
Dropkick
Duck
Dumb ass
Dumb fuck
E-tard
Einstein
Fidiot
Flid
Fool
Fucktard
Fuckwit
Gay
Gimp
Git
Goober
Gotard
Himbo
Hole digger
Homer
Jerk-nut
Knuckle dragger
Knuckle-nuts
Lunchin’
Lunkhead
Melon
Mimbo
Mo fo
Momo
Mouth breather

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Mouth Breather


Mule head
Mushroom
Numb nuts
Nummah
Numptie
Numpty
Prannock
Prole
Pud-whack
Putz
Quayle
Re-re
Retaardvark
Retard
Sausage
Slack-jaw
Sped
Stinky Cheese
Stoopid
Stu
Swede
Tard
Tart monkey
Toc
Wazzock

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And to top this all off here’s a couple of commercials that ran berating teenagers for using the word gay to replace stupid. The commercials are really heavy handed and, well a little gay themselves.