Taco Bell Dog Dies


What’s up with death lately? Michael Jackson, the chick from Charlie’s Angels, that loud guy who sells things on TV, that legendary news guy who I don’t remember ever watching, now Gidget, the chihuahua, who taught me more Spanish in one commercial than I learned in five years of high school. Dead at 15.

Like I did when Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy’s, died, I will spend the week at Taco Bell as tribute to this little piss machine.

Now, let’s run out and buy Taco Bell chihuahua memorabilia.

Taco Bell Talking Chihuahua Plush Toy
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Taco Bell Viva Gorditas T-Shirt41zrH ZSddL. SS500

Taco Bell Getting Hungry White T-Shirt

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.

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