Leave it to TLC’s My Strange Addiction to ruin my breakfast. In a recent episode, the show featured a teenage girl named Kailyn who enjoys eating, wait for it… plastic. Remote controls, cocktail swords, water bottles, you name it, this daffy bitch munches away up to 15 times a day. Her dumps must look terrific.

As cooky as this cutey is, she still can’t top the fat mess who eats rocks.

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