Ten Funniest Words In The English Language
It took us 3 years but we finally did it; we read the entire dictionary. (Don’t worry we won’t spoil the ending for you) We did it not to improve our vocabulary but to determine which words were inherently the funniest sounding. It’s a fact that some words are impossible to say in any context without giggling. Perhaps we’re just immature but we invite you to read through the list and see for yourself. And if you have a favorite funny word that did not make the top ten, leave it in the comments below.
Funny Sentence Usage: “My Grandmother had the largest kumquat I’d ever seen in real life.”
Funny Sentence Usage: “I lost my wristwatch somewhere in the mangrove near his backdoor.”
Funny Sentence Usage: “I’m not the one that whistled at you, it was the titmouse!”
Funny Sentence Usage: “She had a great body and a warm personality but her bouffant was just too damn big for a guy my size!”
Funny Sentence Usage: “The prostitute slammed her fist on the deli counter and demanded hot beef and pumpernickel.”
Funny Sentence Usage: “Rhianna won a Grammy for singing about her bumbershoot.”
Funny Sentence Usage: “That bouncer was a real cockalorum.”
Funny Sentence Usage: ” In addition to being a necrophiliac, Peter was also guilty of skullduggery.”
Funny Sentence Usage: “She looks good but I’m going to fard some more brown on her cheeks for good measure.”
Funny Sentence Usage: “While I was in the act of pandiculation, my mother walked into the room and reminded me to breathe.”