Ten Reasons Favre Sent Dong Photos
In case you missed the fabulous Brett Favre news today, Deadspin has the story about how Brett Favre sent cock shots to Jenn Sterger when they were both with the Jets. We don’t even know where to begin with this one, so we started with WHY? We’ve put our heads together and came up with the following Ten Reasons Favre Sent Dong Photos:
10
He finally decided on a new camera from Sears, and wanted to show it off.
9
Was trying to prove he could hang with Shiancoe in the Vikes’ locker-room.
8
His pass failed to reach its “intended receiver”… get it? PUNNY!
7
Those Wranglers just really showed off his bulge so nicely that he just had to let others know.
6
Was trying to show he’s still hip to the latest ways of being creepy.
5
Thought he was sending photos to his wife, in the year 1985. Great Scott!
4
Was trying to win back the attention of Rachel Nichols.
3
Wanted to show off his “Gunslinger” Tattoo.
2
He is taking the whole Vikings’ purple helmets thing way too far.
1
Was looking for a way to make sure that Crocs would never be forgotten.