Thanksgiving is a time that seems ripe for sexual innuendo. Check out the following list of phrases that you may hear around your Thanksgiving gathering to see what I mean :
Talk about a huge breast!
It’s Cool Whip time!
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
Whew, that’s one terrifc spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
Don’t play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
You still have a little bit on your chin.
I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
How long will it take for you to stick it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
How many are coming?
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
Just lay back and take it easy…I’ll do the rest.
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
Do you really think you’ll be able to handle all those people at once?