The Most Vomitous Garbage Pail Kids

Vomit GPK 560x219If there was one thing that defined the more ‘underground’ enjoyment of the 80’s and 90’s, one thing that made adults cringe and kids grin while trading with their friends, it had to be Garbage Pail Kids. In the early series, from the first to about the tenth series the GPKs all looked, in a more vulgar way of course, like the Cabbage Patch Kids they were trying to jape. Unfortunately -even though it took ten years to do it- the folks behind the CPKs won the battle and successfully lobbied to make Topps change their iconic designs to weird kids with three fingers, bulging eyes, and cracks in their skulls. But that’s really beside the point.

What is the point is that Topps and their GPKs excelled at one thing: making their pictures spew forth bodily fluids of every type, kind, and color. From snot, to pee, to puke, they turned the Gross-Out knob up to eleven. So, without further ado, we here at Gunaxin -huge fans of the GPK I might add- present 57 cards featuring your favorite kids throwing up, down, and all around. Don’t eat while you’re reading these… you’ve been warned. Oh, and before I go on, I’d like to thank the following site for their awesome collection of pics: GPK. Click that for a walk down memory lane.