The Many Faces of Randy Moss
You may view Randy Moss as one of the greatest football players of all time. You may view him as the best receiver the game has seen since Jerry Rice. You may view him as a malcontent, an agitator, and a front runner. You may view him as a convict, a competitor, a cheat, or a champion, or anything in between.
We view Randy as a fashionista, as a man who uses fame to invite the eyes of the world to his own personal journey of life. So now, as Randy Moss retires, take a journey with us, won’t you, through the many faces of Randy Moss.
Randy Moss… The Disgruntled Employee
Here is Randy’s press conference following a New England victory over the Bengals, a victory soured for Moss by the persistent rumor of trade and speculation (all proving true)… and Moss, fashioned in honor of a style that resembles some kind of love child by Allen Iverson and Radio Raheem, portrays his anger and frustration through wardrobe. He just looks pissed off… doesn’t he?
And Randy’s just getting started…
Randy Moss… Supporter of Collegiate Athletics
Randy Moss… Kind-Hearted Jokester and Fan of the Man of Steel
Randy Moss… Fan of All Living Creatures Big and Small
Randy Moss… Purveyor of Fine Jewelry for the Heart, Soul, and Hair
Randy Moss… NASCAR Icon and Pitchman for the People
Randy Moss… Mogul of Physical Health and Conditioning
Randy Moss… Historian of the Athletic Past (an homage to Spud Webb)
Randy Moss… Keenly, Refreshingly Unaware of his Persona
Randy Moss… Futuristic Sportsman of Mars (where orange camo would sense…)
Randy Moss… Dashing, Daper, and Painfully Honest
Randy Moss… Afrocentric (well, kind of…)
Randy Moss… Homestruck Lover of the Community
Randy Moss… Old School
Randy Moss… Merry Prankster
Randy Moss… Angler
Randy Moss… Fuckin’ Showoff
Randy Moss… Black George Clooney meets Unibomber Beatnik
And who can forget… last on the list, but first in your hearts…
Randy Moss… Straight Cash Homey