We’re no strangers to inappropriate dolls being marketed to kids.

There’s the “Shave The Baby” doll:

Then, you’ve got the ever popular “Breast Feeding Baby”:

The latest attempt by the doll making industry to warp the minds of the world’s children really takes the cake, though. Introducing “Pole Dance Doll”! If your little girl (or boy) has dreams of someday gracing the stage of a smoky strip club, this toy is a must for Christmas this year!

With the package reading “Style, Interesting, Music, Flash, Up and Down, Go Round and Round”, this doll is sure to teach any child the fine art of pole dancing in a fun, exciting way.

You can find out more about Pole Dance Doll at Mahalo.com.