The Top Ten Hottest 80’s Sit-Com Moms
Not only were the 80’s chock full of killer sit-coms that came and went faster than North-Eastern weather patterns, but each and every one managed to come complete with a gorgeous Mom, or, on occasion a cute daughter. For this list, well, it’s all about the moms. From shows like ‘Growing Pains’ and ‘Family Ties’, to other famous programs like ‘Full House’ and ‘Silver Spoons’, hottie moms were all over the place. Growing up basically weaned on television brought me face to face with many of T.V.’s mothers whom I often dreamt about and pretended to have as my very own. I cant believe I just admitted to that. Just read on.
10. Joanna Kearns – Growing Pains
Look, I have nothing personally against that throbbing tool, Alan Thicke, but I would have ran that moron over to get to Joanna Kearns. Hot.
9. Meredith Baxter Birney – Family Ties
Lifetime Channel Alum Meredith Baxter was smokin’ hot on Family Ties, and the very fact that she put up with both Michael J. Fox and Justine Bateman makes her that much hotter.
8. Lori Loughlin – Full House
Oh Rebecca, how you hurt me so. Even though you married Uncle Jesse who, let’s face it, it a hot hot fella, you managed to steam up the screen each time I was in my room… alone.
7. Katey Segal – Married With Cildren
Peg Bundy was absolutely everything a trophy slut wife ought to be, up to and including being quite a bit smarter than Al. Here we also have a case of the daughter of the house being equally hot, substantially dumber, and far more willing.
6. Erin Grey – Silver Spoons
Joel Higgins was a millionaire with a train in his damn living room and a kid named Rick. But wh cares about all that garbage when your girlfriend used t be on Buck Rogers. I do miss Erin Grey’s tight flight suit, though.
5. Phylicia Rashad – The Cosby Show
Even now Claire Huxtable is a damn fine lookin’ cougar. She was also, apparently, like tossing a hot dog down a hall way considering each season introduced a new child on the show. Yeah, MILF material for sure.
4. Deborah Harmon – Just the Ten of Us
In a house full of hot daughters (see: Brooke Theiss, Heather Langenkamp, Jamie Luner…) it’s refreshing that the mother can stand on her own as a smokin’ babe in her own right. She did, after all, give birth to all that hotness.
3. Katherine Helmond – Who’s the Boss
When you are quite possibly the sit-com world’s most prolific cougar, it stands to reason that you’d try to rub off your talents on your equally cute daughter, Angela. However, since she turns out to be relatively useless, maybe spend your days teaching Alyssa Milano. There’s hope there.
2. Anne Schedeen – Alf
An alien gets to see her in the shower? Are you serious? Oh to be a fly on the wall…
1. The Hogan Family – Sandy Duncan
Odd choice? Um, no! Sandy Duncan is a stone cold fox! And, to top it all off: glass frikkin eye! She can keep her one eye focused on you while she’s in the throes of bedroom-type passion. Hot.
