Top 10 Busts of the 2009 NFL Draft
With the NFL combine starting Thursday, we felt it was appropriate to look back at the top 10 busts of the 2009 draft. You never want to jump the gun on calling somebody a bust, but by the effort shown by some of these guys last season it’s hard to believe they’ll get a chance to prove us wrong.
10
durr...
2009 Stats: 4 receptions, 19 yards, 0 TDs
4 catches for 19 yards? Who does this guy think he is? Darrius Heyward-Bey?
9
worst Towelie impression EVER
2009 Stats: 0 carries, 0 receptions, 0 total yards
Fui had as successful a 2009 as I did! I could totally be in the NFL!
8
Can I get the origin of the word? No? Poop.
2009 stats: 7 games played, 4 combined tackles, 3 solo tackles, 0 passed defended, 0 interceptions, 0 forced fumbles.
The next Ronnie Lott? I wouldn’t trust him to cover the parking lot.
7
Zack struggles for the right to be the big spoon
2009 stats: Appeared in 12 games, 10 combined tackles of which 4 were assisted, 0 sacks, 0 interceptions, 0 passes defended.
You get drafted by the Lions and you can’t make more than 10 tackles? Your defense is ALWAYS on the field. Waste of a draft pick. Detroit, this is why you perennially suck.
6
Wow, Pokie got old!
2009 stats: Appeared in 10 games, 4 receptions, 32 yards, 0 touchdowns
The vaunted Redskins offense got a real game changer with Marko. Nice pick guys. Lofty pick.
5
You lied, Google Image search! That cannot be EJ Biggers! Or can it be?
2009 stats: 0 games playes, 0 tackles, 0 passes defended, 0 interceptions, 0 forced fumbles, 0 slaps on the hind end.
Tampa got this pick from Jacksonville in a trade. Great move guys, this schmuck really solidified your secondary.
4
StoneyHenge. No? I quit.
2009 stats: no stats
As shaky as the Giants defensive backfield was last season and Stoney couldn’t even crack the roster? What a waste.
3
I spent too much time on StoneyHenge to be clever on this one.
2009 stats: no stats
Darryl would have rated higher on the list, but his number on NFL.com is listed as #69 and that makes me laugh. I’m 12 years old.
2
HEY YOU GUYS!
2009 stats: no stats
A.Q.? Is that a name or the worst final two letters in scrabble history? Can it be both?
1
Missed a spot...on the roster
2009 stats: no stats
Can you say REACH? 31 people drafted after this guy and he doesn’t even make the team! I haven’t seen this big a bust since the last time I saw Andre Smith’s combine picture.
