Top 25 Celebrities Who Are Robbing the Cradle
There’s something fascinating about a person who dates or marries someone who is young enough to be their child. You know, the gross type of fascinating. That’s when we do the math and determine how old our future spouse would be, only to think… EWWW! Let’s look at the current celebrity couples with the largest age differences.
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The legendary drummer tied the knot with a Zimbabwean nurse this year.
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Dirty Harry wed a newscaster.
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I might one day become famous for not having the restraint to keep from punching Woody Allen in the face because he’s an annoying putz who married his (step)daughter.
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The Monkee married a Telumundo reporter after proposing outside a Krispy Kreme.
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Detective Gaff from Blade Runner and Frank Lucas’s wife in the movie American Gangster. That’s who these two are.
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Sorry, showing this photo was highly unnecessary.
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Aren’t you glad it isn’t a photo of Rush at the beach?
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Maybe I should also do an article on biggest height difference.
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I’ve gotta hand it to Celine. She actually seemed to marry this guy for love.
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These two almost fell off the ‘current’ list but they called off their divorce recently, and Southwick’s suicide attempt failed.
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This is one I’m insanely jealous about.
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Ha, take that, Demi! Willis, Moore’s ex, has a much bigger bigger age difference than she has with Ashton Kutcher (15 years).
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More reason to hate this guy.
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He’ll always be Alex DeLarge to me.
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To think, he cheated on her.
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And when Star Wars came out, we thought the age difference between Han Solo and Princess Leia was too much.
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To me, this one is the most disturbing because Johnson, who was in the film Kick-Ass, isn’t even old enough to drink in the United States. Taylor-Wood is his director on Nowhere Boy, and recently gave birth to a daughter.
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More notables…
Carol Burnett and Brian Miller, 23 years
Peter Gabriel and Meabh Flynn, 22 years
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening, 21 years
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim, 20 years
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood, 19 years
Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky, 18 years
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, 17 years
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, 15 years
Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates, 15 years
Broken up…
Tony Curtis and Jill Vanden Berg, 45 years
James Woods and Ashley Madison, 39 years
Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel, 32 years
Hugh Hefner was 61 years older than Crystal Harris, 54 years older than Holly Madison, 37 years older than Kimberley Conrad, etc., but we expect that from him.
And then there’s this…
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall III, 63 years
