There’s something fascinating about a person who dates or marries someone who is young enough to be their child. You know, the gross type of fascinating. That’s when we do the math and determine how old our future spouse would be, only to think… EWWW! Let’s look at the current celebrity couples with the largest age differences.
Ginger Baker and Kudzai Machokoto
The legendary drummer tied the knot with a Zimbabwean nurse this year.
Robert Duvall and Luciana Pedraza
Clint Eastwood and Dina Ruiz
Dirty Harry wed a newscaster.
Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn
I might one day become famous for not having the restraint to keep from punching Woody Allen in the face because he’s an annoying putz who married his (step)daughter.
Davy Jones and Jessica Pacheco
The Monkee married a Telumundo reporter after proposing outside a Krispy Kreme.
Eric Clapton and Melia McEnery
Edward James Olmos and Lymari Nadal
Detective Gaff from Blade Runner and Frank Lucas’s wife in the movie American Gangster. That’s who these two are.
Pete Townshend and Rachel Fuller
Kenny Rogers and Wanda Miller
Steve Martin and Anne Stringfield
Sorry, showing this photo was highly unnecessary.
Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
Aren’t you glad it isn’t a photo of Rush at the beach?
Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster
Maybe I should also do an article on biggest height difference.
Celine Dion and René Angélil
I’ve gotta hand it to Celine. She actually seemed to marry this guy for love.
And when Star Wars came out, we thought the age difference between Han Solo and Princess Leia was too much.
Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor Wood
To me, this one is the most disturbing because Johnson, who was in the film Kick-Ass, isn’t even old enough to drink in the United States. Taylor-Wood is his director on Nowhere Boy, and recently gave birth to a daughter.
Wayne Newton and Kathleen McCrane
Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner
Carol Burnett and Brian Miller, 23 years
Peter Gabriel and Meabh Flynn, 22 years
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening, 21 years
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim, 20 years
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood, 19 years
Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky, 18 years
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, 17 years
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, 15 years
Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates, 15 years
Tony Curtis and Jill Vanden Berg, 45 years
James Woods and Ashley Madison, 39 years
Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel, 32 years
Hugh Hefner was 61 years older than Crystal Harris, 54 years older than Holly Madison, 37 years older than Kimberley Conrad, etc., but we expect that from him.
And then there’s this…
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall III, 63 years
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