Twenty Great Beer Quotes

In honor of the fabulous holiday that is “National Drink Beer Day”, we thought we’d provide you with twenty famous lines concerning the great beverage that is beer. Enjoy!

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20) “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

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19) “It’s beer o’clock, and I’m buying.” – Teddy Gammell, Memento

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18) “The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

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17) “God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.” – Jack Torrance, The Shining

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16) “Sir, you are drunk!” and “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” – Bessie Braddock and Winston Churchill

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15) “Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!” – Frank the Tank, Old School

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14) “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry

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13) “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live

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12) “This is grain… which any fool can eat. But for which the Lord intended, a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker, and glory to His bounty, by learning about….. beer.” – Friar Tuck, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

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11) “I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan

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10)  “All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

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9) The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.” – Art Donovan a.k.a. Fatso (Baltimore Colts)

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8 ) “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy, Married with Children

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7) “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

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6) “Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . .” – Thornton Mellon, Back to School

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5) “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” – Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live

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4) “I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry

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3) “A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

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2) “My brother and I used to say that drownin’ in beer was like heaven, eh?” – Bob MacKenzie, Strange Brew

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1) “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons