Ultimate Porn Device!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We here at Gunaxin would like to present to you, the ultimate in Porn Viewing devices.  The Video Wrist Watch.

8gb video watch

This watch has got it all over that idiotic iPad.  It’s got a USB port, it’s inexpensive, portable, and can play any program you want it to.  If only Steve Jobs had a brain, he would have given us an iWrist instead.  Quick breakdown of the specs for the geeks out there:

  • Display: 1.8 Inch TFT LCD
  • Built In Speaker
  • Video Format: MTV
  • Conversion formats: AVI, MP4, WMV, ASF, MPG, MPEG, DAT, RM, MOV
  • Video Resolution: 160×128
  • FPS (Frames per Second): 20
  • Music Format: MP3, WMA, WAV
  • Bit rate: 32~320Kbps
  • Built In Watch with Digital Time Display
  • 24 Hour Style Time
  • Time/ Date/ Day Display
  • Built in MIC
  • Record Format: WAV
  • Languages: English, Chinese, Portuguese, French, Korean, Spanish, Japanese, German, Italian, Polish
  • USB 2.0
  • System: Windows 98/SE/ME/2000/XP/Vista
  • Power Source: Built-in Rechargeable Li-ion Battery
  • Dimensions: Watch Face- 45x55x13mm (LxWxD)

Think about it.  This watch has all you need.  It’s always with you, and no one will ever know.  Alright, it will be everyone’s first thought, but the only ones who say anything are the jealous prudes that don’t own one.

So until we get the Virtual Reality that movies have promised us is on the way, or we get those also promised brain-chip implants, this will serve as the world’s Ultimate Porn Device.

Buy one today!