Where’s Your Map Now Verizon?

verizon sucksThis is the reason we here at Gunaxin never get up in the morning: Something bad always happens. To the profound amusement of iPhone owners everywhere, Verizon experienced a data blackout spanning from sea to shining sea yesterday. All makes, all models.

That screaming you’re hearing is the nation’s douchebags wailing that they can’t show off how sweet their new phone is to total strangers, as if they care and your make of phone makes you a better person.