Getting in People’s Way is Fun

I’m fairly certain we’ve all fallen victim to the self-important douchebag who constantly stares down at his/her phone rather than pay attention to where he/she is walking. On the sidewalk, at the mall, exiting the underground S&M club, no matter where we frequent, there’s always a jackass invading our personal space. It’s aggravating, but also kinda funny. To help illustrate the latter, here’s professional nuisance Andrew Hales walking into people on purpose.

My only suggestion: shadow someone for an uncomfortable period of time, like five minutes, just to see if they say anything.