Watch Rihanna Bump ‘N’ Grind At The Grammys

Now that Valentine’s Day is mercifully in the rear view mirror for another year, I can get back to more pressing matters, such as ogling sexy pop stars. Today’s lucky object of my slightly stalkerish affections is the lovely Rihanna, who performed a bonerific rendition of her hit song “What’s My Name?” at the Grammys on Sunday night. Watch as she shakes, rattles and rolls her, ahem, assets with some dude named Drake. Ya know, when she’s not allowing herself to be Chris Brown’s punching bag, this gal is capable of putting on one helluva show. Just sayin’.