Watch A Young Eli Manning Play Front Yard Football
Videos of famous athletes as children playing grab ass in their front yards are usually complete wastes of time, but this one of a big-headed Eli Manning gallivanting with his little friends is pure gold. I’ve watched it three times and still haven’t grown sick of its charms, and I fuc*ing loathe the littlest Manning.
Why I love this video:
1) The kiddies ignore the parents’ orders to play two-hand tap and gang tackle Eli. Even then he was hateable.
2) Like a harbinger of things to come, Peyton is standing on the sideline doing nothing, presumably due to a sore neck.
3) Dopey Eli spiking the ball then falling on his stupid face. Priceless.
4) Showing a blatant disregard of the rules, Eli refuses to back away from the opponent’s huddle. What a douche.
5) Eli being a selfish prick the entire time. God forbid someone else touch the ball.
6) Archie Manning throws a pass that isn’t intercepted. Unbelievable.
Like I said, pure gold.
[Via BuzzFeed]
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