Watching Porn During Surgery Sounds Normal

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Thanks to the technological wonders of smartphones, watching porn has become part of our daily routines. Standing in line at the bank or grocery store? Porn. Stuck in traffic? Porn. Waiting for a table at your favorite restaurant? Porn. Monitoring life-saving equipment during surgery? Porn.

A Mount Sinai Hospital technician — responsible for running complicated equipment during open-heart surgeries — watched porn on his smartphone as patients lay with their lives in the balance just inches away, according to a bombshell lawsuit by former cardiovascular tech Sandra Morris.

Hey, some of those open-heart procedures can last for hours. What better way to stay awake than ogling Jenna Haze getting drilled. It’s not as if the dude is an antisemitic misogynist. Right?

In her suit, filed July 31, Morris also alleged that Cercioglu, a Muslim, regularly degraded her for being female and an observant Jew. He went so far as to blast her publicly as a “dumb Jew bitch” in front of co-workers, the lawsuit claims.

Oops. Yeah, this guy seems like a piece of shit. A hilarious piece of shit, but a piece of shit nonetheless. Either that or this Morris chick is a fugly witch who can’t take a joke.

[Via NY Post]