What 8 Cartoon Characters Have To Say About Alcohol

barneygumble 300x237Sloshspot has a great piece up today about cartoon characters and beer. Here is their intro:

Some of the most endearing cartoon characters are those those that remind us of ourselves: the ones that get drunk and do and say crazy shit. From babies to robots, their behavior covers the spectrum of the different types of real-life drunks, whether it is charming or outright embarrassing. The following characters are especially hilarious for the their sometimes philosophical references to alcohol, or what they do and say while under its influence. In any case, the following are the most prominent cartoon characters that like to kick back a few

Some of my favorite quotes from their list :

  • “What Seems to be to the Officer, problem?”
  • “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve never felt better [vomits] wait, now I’e never felt better.”
  • “Lois, I’m not drunk. I’m just exhausted from a long night of drinking”
  • “Hey barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?”
  • “God! Who do you have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?”
  • “Homer no function beer well without”
  • “Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!”
  • “Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”