Must-Own Item: Emergency Underwear Dispenser

undies header 560x349Who among us hasn’t found ourselves in a precarious situation where a fresh pair of underwear is needed? Like the time the husband of that girl you were bangin’ arrived home a day earlier than expected. Or that one Friday at work when you sharted yourself to win a farting contest. Or the night you strangled that Asian hooker at a Days Inn. We’ve all been there and boy is it embarrassing. Well, thanks to the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, there’s no reason to ever worry again.

Emergency Underpants Dispenser 560x560Just grab and go!

  • These 4″ (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants!
  • If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car.
  • Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underpants that will fit most adults.

Excellent. One less thing to cloud my weary mind. Now if only they’d figure out a way to thoroughly clean fingerprints from sorority house windows.

[Via Geek Alerts]