Must-Own Item: Emergency Underwear Dispenser

Who among us hasn’t found ourselves in a precarious situation where a fresh pair of underwear is needed? Like the time the husband of that girl you were bangin’ arrived home a day earlier than expected. Or that one Friday at work when you sharted yourself to win a farting contest. Or the night you strangled that Asian hooker at a Days Inn. We’ve all been there and boy is it embarrassing. Well, thanks to the Emergency Underpants Dispenser, there’s no reason to ever worry again.

Just grab and go!

• These 4″ (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants!
• If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car.
• Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underpants that will fit most adults.

Excellent. One less thing to cloud my weary mind. Now if only they’d figure out a way to thoroughly clean fingerprints from sorority house windows.

[Via Geek Alerts]